In response to this > Epic Musician Feuds of the 90s I’ve decided to end these silly feuds and declare a winner once and for finally. You’re welcome, squares:
1. A tasteless, rude, racist woman vs. a tasteless, pretentious, racist man? They both loose.
2. OH PLEASE… like Nirvana wasn’t corporate. Sit down, Kurt. Pearl Jam wins.
3. I never read white people’s take on the Biggie/Tupac feud.
4. Blur sit down. Oasis shut up. No one wins.
5. I never read white people’s take on the Eazy-E/Dr. Dre feud.
6. Courtney Taylor-Taylor looks like this now. Jonestown wins.
7. I wish Billy would shut up so I could finish masturbating to ‘Zero’. Pavement wins.
8. To be fair, they never actually feuded. However, Christina still looses even though there is no actual winner.
