Epic Musician Feuds of the 90s

24 Oct

In response to this > Epic Musician Feuds of the 90s I’ve decided to end these silly feuds and declare a winner once and for finally.  You’re welcome, squares:

1. A tasteless, rude, racist woman vs. a tasteless, pretentious, racist man? They both loose.

2. OH PLEASE… like Nirvana wasn’t corporate. Sit down, Kurt. Pearl Jam wins.

3. I never read white people’s take on the Biggie/Tupac feud.

4. Blur sit down. Oasis shut up. No one wins.

5. I never read white people’s take on the Eazy-E/Dr. Dre feud. 

6. Courtney Taylor-Taylor looks like this now. Jonestown wins. 


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7. I wish Billy would shut up so I could finish masturbating to ‘Zero’. Pavement wins. 

8. To be fair, they never actually feuded. However, Christina still looses even though there is no actual winner. 


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