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Let Love In, Secret Heart.

16 Jul

Secret Heart (NPR World Cafe)-Fiest

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Secret heart
What are you made of
What are you so afraid of
Could it be
Three simple words
Or the fear of being overheard
What’s wrong

Let em’ in on your secret heart

Secret Heart
Why so mysterious
Why so sacred
Why so serious
Maybe you’re
Just acting tough
Maybe you’re just not man enough
What’s wrong

Let em’ in on your secret heart

This very secret
That you’re trying to conceal
Is the very same one
That You’re dying to reveal
Go tell him how you feel

Secret heart come out and share it
This loneliness, few can bear it
Could it have something to do with
Admitting that you just can’t go through it alone?

Let em’ in on your secret heart

This very secret
That you’re trying to conceal
Is the very same one
That you’re dying to reveal
Go tell him how you feel
This very secret heart

Go out and share it
This very secret heart

SNL Digital Short: Great Day

14 Jul

“That was like three days ago… OR WAS IT?!”

Once Again, Little Miss Jocelyn.

8 Jul

Customer: “I want a refund. I’d like my money back.”
Jocelyn: “So, which one do you want? Refund or your money back?”

I Miss British Telly…

8 Jul

Love this skit. Little Miss Jocelyn is pretty funny. However, she does rely on stereotypes entirely too much. She’s a little over the top and it can get offensive, especially because she usually portrays whites as respectable and calm. But other than that… HARDY HAR HAR!!

Jocelyn Jee Esien is the first black woman in either the UK or USA to be given her own sketch show.

And now it’s time to play…

6 Jul

WHAT’S THERESA WATCHING INSTEAD OF WRITING HER SCRIPT?

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These chicks got some classy cooters. No meat curtains!

Oh SNAP!


Gina Gershon is so good, she’s both a whore AND a bitch!

I have to give a shout out to my favorite character, Molly.

She’s the black girl (adorable!) who lets that nasty wainch, Polly, stay with her. She’s punished, of course, for being smart, black, and respectable, by being brutally raped by three men; including Andrew Carver, a singer she idolizes and innocently has a drink with. After she is slapped and punched in the nose, her panties are ripped off and we get to see the whole bloody mess, including a shot of Andrew licking the blood off of Molly’s face while she’s getting raped from behind by one of his bouncers. Polly kicks the shit out of Andrew at the end, but unless she gave him “a broken nose and vaginal tears”, we ain’t square.

Don’t worry, Molly. One day we’ll have black female leads with sexual autonomy. YOU WILL BE AVENGED!!

These Are A Few Of My Favorite… Cult Films.

1 Jul

I admit, I’m not a connoisseur of b movies and cult films, but I love ’em. I had a bet with myself to watch every single film on the blog House of Self Indulgence, but got distracted. I’m also afraid that watching too many bad movies will make me a bad writer…
I don’t like trash cinema (i.e. anything John Waters did before Hairspray). Watching someone eat dog shit or have sex with inanimate objects does not appeal to me. Having said that… included in this list are b, cult, and forgotten 90s films 🙂

1999

1996

2002

1997

1988

1995
1990

2001

1988

1999

This list will grow soon. I’ll keep you updated 🙂